Never turn your back on a goat. H/T The Hashtag Game for creating this glorious addition to the internet.
1. Goats don’t expect you to talk–they expect you to die.
2. And they’re not above going back in time to kill a bitch…
3. While proudly fucking shit up along the way.
4. Their hair is full of secrets.
5. And they strike fear into the hearts of every man, woman, and child.
6. Goats will body check you into oblivion.
7. And don’t think they won’t bench you.
One of the all-time sports films: Coach Goater. What an inspiration. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat
8. They’ll cut you.
9. And steal yo woman.
#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Goat Disney proudly presents: Goatahontas
10. Goats will cheat, lie, and steal their way to the top.
One more couldn’t resist……..”Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Goats”#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat
11. And won’t hesitate to pop a cap in your ass.
“As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a goat.” #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat
12. Because they like the way you die, boy.
13. They’ll proudly show you some skin.
#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Our Graphic Designers are not above a good Photoshop challenge. http://t.co/yC2g1g0koF
14. Then frame you for murder.
Happy Year Of The Goat. Lets revisit our #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat creation from last week in celebration.
16. Because they know they run the future.
#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Sorry, couldn’t resist!’Goat To The Future – Part II’
17. Goats will search for the Fountain of Youth to maintain their hot physiques.
18. And dance all along the way.
Double goat reference! We win this hashtag. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat
21. And they can play Kevin Costner better than Kevin Costner.
22. Goats proudly taught George Clooney how to be a professional goat-starer.
23. And they chopped off James Franco’s arm themselves.
24. Goats aren’t supposed to eat chocolate, but they’ll do it anyway because they’re fucking goats.
25. And that won’t be the only thing they eat.
26. They love playing games.
A #fun design make for #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoatI made a #Sawmovie with the main character being a #GOAT!
27. And won’t hesitate to strangle a dog with their bare hooves.
28. But most importantly, goats really, really love orgies.
29. And being billionaire playboys with a damn agenda.